Friday, April 29, 2011

CRUCIVERBALISM

The art of crossword compilation or being a fan of crossword puzzles.

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Sunday, April 24, 2011

Reserection


A morning wood of biblical proportions.

On the third day, Jesus awoke from the tomb with a raging reserection.

Saturday, April 23, 2011

Word of the Day: Computer-face

To squint and kind of frown as you look at your computer to give the illusion that you are in fact very busy analyzing something vital to your work;

Friday, April 22, 2011

The Daily Buzz: Guitarthritis

The medical condition causing pain in the wrists after playing guitar hero for an extended amount of time

Thursday, April 21, 2011

The Daily Buzz: Googleheimer's

The condition where you think of something you want to Google, but by the time you get to your computer, you have forgotten what it was.

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Rectophobia


 Causeless fear experienced occasionally by the subjects of disease of the rectum.

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Wikiot

A fool who believes all information found on Wikipedia is accurate and true.

Cleptopenia

The unconscious theft of Pens. Also known as Cleptopenamania.

Intaxication

Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

Sheenfluence

Under the influence or having been influenced by Charlie Sheen.